Leserbriefe

Hallo!
Ich wollte nur mal fragen, ob Eure Soap noch weitergeschrieben wird. Kann man da mehr erwarten?
Gruß aus Berlin
ase

Hallo Ase
Deine Frage ist und war berechtigt, aber nun sag mal bitte welche Soap, da wir ja unser Gedächtnis seit Weihnachten völlig verloren hatten und nur auf Grund deines Briefes Nachforschungen bezüglich des Der Prügel angestellt haben, und zu unserem Verwundern feststellen mussten, dass wir die Urheber dieses Schundblattes sind, welches einige Leser als Medizin für Ihre Verstopfungen bevorzugen.
Deine Red.

Ich habe solche Blähungen. Immer wenn ich pupen muss und trotzdem nicht kann, les ich den Prügel. Dann kann ich eigentlich fast immer kacken.
Danke!
Schnurriburri

Hier noch etwas, was uns von Unbekannt zugesendet wurde

Insider's Guide to the Male Vocabulary
-"Haven't I seen you before?" = "Nice ass."
-"I'm a Romantic." = "I'm poor."
-"I need you." = "My hand is tired."
-"I am different from all the other guys." = "I am not circumcised."
-"I want a commitment." = "I'm sick of masturbation."
-"You're the only girl I've ever cared about." = "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."
-"I really want to get to know you better." = "So I can tell my friends about it."
-"It's just orange juice, try it." = "3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head."
-"She's kinda cute." = "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the head might be necessary."
-"I don't know if I like her." = "She won't sleep with me."
-"I miss you so much." = "I am so horny that my male roommate is starting to look good."
-"Was it good for you?" = "I'm insecure about my manhood."
-"How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?" ="Is my penis really that small?"
-"I had a wonderful time last night." = "Who the hell are you?"
-"Do you love me?" = "I've done something stupid and you might find out."
-"Do you 'really' love me?" = "I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later."
-"How much do you love me?" = "I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way to tell you by now."
-"I have something to tell you." = "Get tested."
-"I'll give you a call." = "I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again."
-"I've been thinking a lot." = "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."
-"I think we should just be friends." = "You're ugly."
-"I've learned a lot from you." = "Next!!!!"
-"I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later?" = "I gotta turn on my answering machine."


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