Ich wollte nur mal fragen, ob Eure Soap noch weitergeschrieben wird. Kann man da mehr
Gruß aus Berlin
Deine Frage ist und war berechtigt, aber nun sag mal bitte welche Soap, da wir ja unser
Gedächtnis seit Weihnachten völlig verloren hatten und nur auf Grund deines Briefes
Nachforschungen bezüglich des Der Prügel angestellt haben, und zu unserem Verwundern
feststellen mussten, dass wir die Urheber dieses Schundblattes sind, welches einige Leser
als Medizin für Ihre Verstopfungen bevorzugen.
Ich habe solche Blähungen. Immer wenn ich pupen muss und trotzdem nicht kann, les ich
den Prügel. Dann kann ich eigentlich fast immer kacken.
Hier noch etwas, was uns von Unbekannt zugesendet wurde
Insider's Guide to the Male Vocabulary
-"Haven't I seen you before?" = "Nice ass."
-"I'm a Romantic." = "I'm poor."
-"I need you." = "My hand is tired."
-"I am different from all the other guys." = "I am not circumcised."
-"I want a commitment." = "I'm sick of masturbation."
-"You're the only girl I've ever cared about." = "You are the only girl who
hasn't rejected me."
-"I really want to get to know you better." = "So I can tell my friends
-"It's just orange juice, try it." = "3 more shots, and she'll have her
legs around my head."
-"She's kinda cute." = "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over
the head might be necessary."
-"I don't know if I like her." = "She won't sleep with me."
-"I miss you so much." = "I am so horny that my male roommate is starting
to look good."
-"Was it good for you?" = "I'm insecure about my manhood."
-"How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?" ="Is my penis really
-"I had a wonderful time last night." = "Who the hell are you?"
-"Do you love me?" = "I've done something stupid and you might find
-"Do you 'really' love me?" = "I've done something stupid and you're going
to find out sooner or later."
-"How much do you love me?" = "I've done something really stupid and
someone's on their way to tell you by now."
-"I have something to tell you." = "Get tested."
-"I'll give you a call." = "I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild
dogs than see you again."
-"I've been thinking a lot." = "You're not as attractive as when I was
-"I think we should just be friends." = "You're ugly."
-"I've learned a lot from you." = "Next!!!!"
-"I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later?" = "I gotta turn on
my answering machine."